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(Contains: sexual themes)
“[Name] [Name!]” Hearing your name echoing throughout your hive you look up from your husktop. Scanning the room, you search for the voice belonging to your matesprit of three sweeps.
“Signless?” Seeing the mutant troll come out from the kitchen tripping all over himself, you raise a brow.
“What is it?” Pushing aside your husktop, you watch your stumbling matesprit make his way towards you.
“I-I lurve you! *hic*” His words slurring together you let out a sigh. ‘Hes drunk...again.’ The funny thing about Signless, was he was such a light weight. The tiniest bit of alcohol hits him hard, and him being best friends with Psiioniic meant he would often get slipped some. But its not like you would get mad about it or anything. Signless was way too adorable drunk to get mad at.
Sigh...
“Signless...did you go drinking with Psii again?” Instantly freezing upon hearing his name, he takes a moment to think before a huge grin spreads across his face.
“Yep!” he says throwing himself on you. Unable to keep your balance you crash onto your (f/c) couch with his sprawled out across your lap.
“Signless...you're acting like a wriggler!” Ignoring your words he sits up, nuzzling his face into your neck.
“But I’m your wriggler right?” A smile helplessly pulling at your lips you pet his messy hair...well...messier than usual.

“Hey Signless?”
“Hmm?”
“I’ve been meaning to ask you...why do you wear leggings that high”
immediately jumping up he strikes a rather...suggestive pose.
“Cause I look so sexy in them!” Staring blankly, you remain silent for some time until he looks directly at you.
“...R-right name?” His eyes noticeably getting larger. Like some sort of pawbeast ((puppy dog eyes)), you laugh.
“Yes Signless so sexy” Looking accomplished he stands, turns, and struts away to his room head held high.
Letting out a long sigh you reach for your husktop and continue typing away...

~10 minutes later~

THUMP
“...Signless...what are you doing?” Laying on the floor wrapped in his cloak you find your drunk matesprit attempting to crawl to you like a grub.
“...Help” Looking down at him, yet another question invades your mind.
“Signless...how exactly did you do this?!” Waiting for his response, you notice...hes wasn’t even paying attention. No, he was too preoccupied with the dust bunny on the floor in front of him.
Blow!

Inhale

BLOW!

INHALE
“ACK!” accidentally inhaling the piece of dust, he begins thrashing around.
“*COUGH COUGH* [Name]! [Name]!...Help~ me~...”

Sighing...again you walk over to his pathetic form, grabbing the end of the fabric and pulling. Looking over your shoulder you see him happily rolling the opposite way.
After fully unraveling your matesprit you stare at him.
Silence filling the room you finally speak up.
“Signless?”
“Yeth name?” He replies with another grin on his face. ‘Oh gog hes starting to sound like Psii...’
“Why are you naked?” Looking at you with a rather...confused look, he glances down before answering.
“Manly men don’t need clothes!”  Facepalming you bend down, throwing his cloak over his bare body when he suddenly reaches up, grabbing your wrist and pulling you down.
Si-Signle-?! Smashing his lips against yours he rolls on top of you. Staring blankly, you debate whether or not to kiss him back...of course you do! But right as you go to do so he pulls away. Beginning his attack your neck, nipping and sucking the different sections.
Twining your fingers into his thick raven black hair you feel his kisses come to a slowing pace until ... he stops, resting on your collar bone.
After a few moments of still and awkward silence you finally regain your voice.
“Si-Signless?”
No response
“Signle-”
SNORE
“...Oh...my...gog...”
...Ya....no...I shouldn't drink chocolate milk and write stories
note: I made this in like...15 minutes...please don't expect it to be good
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:iconangel434:
Angel434 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh glub
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Explosives-are-fun Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
Daww~ You just can't be mad at drunk Signless, he's too adorable.
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:iconhurr-kit:
Hurr-kit Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
fell off the bed with laughter. gaddammit signless you will not get bored during le sexy time ):(
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:iconesella456:
esella456 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
this was so damn funny I was laughing a lot when I read this shit!!! X3
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:icontinyandhuge:
TinyandHuge Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student General Artist
ERMAHGOG
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:iconbellamegalodonna:
bellamegalodonna Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I died again
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:iconmindroid:
mindroid Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student Writer
That was fucking adorable
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:iconkarkitty-vantas69:
Karkitty-Vantas69 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ancestor!!!
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:iconjameythekiller1:
jameythekiller1 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student Artist
“Manly men don’t need clothes!”
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:iconhurr-kit:
Hurr-kit Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
now imagine him saying that with one foot on a rock and his hands on his hips while his cape billows behind him like he is some kind of explorer on new found land. 
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jameythekiller1 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student Artist
i can see it
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:iconqueenblaze101:
QueenBlaze101 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student General Artist
H3H3H3, 4DOR4BL3.
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gypsygodess Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
omg! Signless is such an adorable little drunk! XD
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:iconilovegamtav:
ilovegamtav Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lmfao this is hilarious CX XD X33
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:iconkittanzyroh:
kittanzyroh Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I luv this. And you profile pic. OMG! I found another gamtav fan! Yeay!!!
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:iconilovegamtav:
ilovegamtav Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
lol yay more gamtav followers i just found the pic not too long ago when i was looking for gamtav pics for my profile cus  i needed to finish with it so i picked the first cutest one i saw and it happended to be this one it would've been ones that were on my phone if i had done it on my phone but it doesnt always want to co- operate so yeah computer it was XC but watevs ive needing to look at more cute pics CX
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:iconkittanzyroh:
kittanzyroh Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Heh! X3 but still 2 cute!
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:iconilovegamtav:
ilovegamtav Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yerp CX
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:iconkittanzyroh:
kittanzyroh Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Tavros Heart 
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:iconilovegamtav:
ilovegamtav Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
<3
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:iconkittanzyroh:
kittanzyroh Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student General Artist
hehe! X3
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BitterBell Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
This. This I love. Thank you so much for making a chocolate milk random fluff fic. Seriously. I've been seeing waaaay to many sadstucks. This, this brightens my day.
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:iconpurestinnocence:
PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student General Artist
chocolate milk...?
    ~Skyler
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MY OC's name is Skyler!!!!!
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:iconpurestinnocence:
PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student General Artist
OKAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D YOUR SO AWESOME *dies of happiness* 
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:iconpurestinnocence:
PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Why..?
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Idk just because :) 
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:iconpurestinnocence:
PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Okay.
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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Everyhomeisstuck413 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...puppy eyes...
:icontamakipuppyeyesplz:
YES!! XD
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RaineKay12 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
AAAH. This was the cutest thing ever!! Definitely a favorite :3+fav 
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:iconilovecheeseandcheese:
Hahahahahahahaha d best story ever xp
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:iconaliciaparkersons:
AliciaParkersons Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
SHIIIIIIT….

HE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH WHAT HE STARTED!!!!!! DX
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Chuckywolf Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

XD awsome

 

 

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docterlover Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PFFFFFFT XD 
“Si-Signless?”
No response
“Signle-”
SNORE
“...Oh...my...gog...”
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Zyra01 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
XD I would have slapped him with a bucket X3 not too hard though Lolz
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:icondocterlover:
docterlover Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol me to! be like wake up bish!
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:iconzyra01:
Zyra01 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
XD
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:iconhetalia1127:
hetalia1127 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
me: signless you get your ass up and finish what the fuck you started!
signless: SNORE
me: oh the everloving fuck -takes a nap on the couch-
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:iconbloodviperidae:
BloodViperidae Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
also... From this I can se Kankri as a very horny Drunk... and Karkat as a happy Drunk...
hmmmm....
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:iconsignlessvantas69:
SignlessVantas69 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my god...don't even get me started...
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:iconbloodviperidae:
BloodViperidae Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
I believe I just did... Drunk Kankri Please?~
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:iconsignlessvantas69:
SignlessVantas69 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student General Artist
I can try ^^;
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:iconbloodviperidae:
BloodViperidae Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
YAY!!!!!
*dances*
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:iconbloodviperidae:
BloodViperidae Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
some ines sleeping on the couch after I get some
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:iconsignlessvantas69:
SignlessVantas69 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my god XDDD
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:iconbloodviperidae:
BloodViperidae Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
He is after I get some.
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:iconmsphangirl4life:
MsPhangirl4LIFE Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013   General Artist
XDDD I just died laughing!
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RainbowHeartMae Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
“Cause I look so sexy in them!”
Me while reading: *facepalm 1x combo*
“Manly men don’t need clothes!”
Me while reading: *2X FACEPALM SUPER HARD COMBO*
*story ends*
Me: ...... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls in the chair,hurting head in progress* aWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!!
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